Justin on November 19th, 2009

When a field, an art or a business is new, everyone does things her own way.  Since there are no “rules,” everyone is free to explore and discover which methods work better than others.  But when someone starts earning fame or fortune from doing things a certain way, that way becomes the norm — and [...]

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The steady growth in the number of marketing douchebags I stumble across makes me wonder how anyone comes to the conclusion that these kinds of faux-business practices are a legitimate way to make a living. Then I read a LinkedIn message that made it all clear. Meet Joshua Boxer.  He’s not your typical Ed Hardy-wearing [...]

Continue reading about Pre-Branding: How to Become an Expert When You Don’t Know Anything

Yesterday, I explained why I think Microsoft sees its customers as idiots — an opinion that sparked a debate about the very nature of advertising.  Like politics, war and most other conflicts, advertising boils down to the challenge of convincing other people that YOUR worldview (or your client’s) is the most valid. So does that [...]

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Justin on November 16th, 2009

Leave it to Microsoft to depict their customers as morons even when they claim to be empowering them. Their new “[Person]‘s [Idea]” ad campaign for Windows 7 showcases “everyday” PC users taking pride in the fact that Microsoft listened to their complaints and built a new, improved OS that incorporates their suggestions.  With this approach, [...]

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Justin on November 13th, 2009

If you read the laundry list of asinine behavior I chronicle in Marketing Douchebags, you might think I spend all my free time tracking down assholes. Actually, they find me. With rare exception, everything I post to Marketing Douchebags comes to me from one of three channels: Someone spams a LinkedIn group of which I’m [...]

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