Stuck for blog post ideas?  Sometimes all you need is a catchy headline to get your creative juices flowing.  But since those catchy headlines can also translate to increased blog traffic — and, by extension, sexual prowess — coming up with a good one can be more stressful than writing an actual post.

Relax!

Instead of trying to devise original content that forces readers to develop nuanced opinions, why not make use of these 10 Can’t Miss Blog Headlines?  Try one — or try them all!  Guaranteed to drive traffic and boost your self-esteem or your money back!

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  • What the Tet Offensive Can Teach Us About Social Networking
  • 5 Common Sense Things I’m Just Repeating
  • 10 Moneymaking Secrets Other Unemployed Dads DON’T Want You to Know
  • A Comprehensive 12-Part Dissertation on Lightnin’ Hopkins
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  • How to Get 1000 Twitter Followers Without Actually Joining Twitter
  • 10 Can’t-Miss Blog Headlines!
  • OMG CUTEST PUPPY EVER!

No, don’t thank me.  As discussed previously, all content is inherently worthless, so even a show of gratitude would be too much.  Maybe just think of me once in awhile, in that special way.  You know, the way that says, “I should subscribe to this guy’s RSS feed.

Yeah.  Just like that.

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